We had some good times. I really thought you were super cute when I first got you when I was 9 and was a hardcore collector of everything pigs. I considered gluing you back together. But your breaking is symbolic of me moving forward with my life and it's your time to be thrown away. Plus I still have like 20 pig ornaments.
I hate when people write commentary or jokes in a letter format. But here I am. I think we can all learn something from this. And that is that it doesn't matter how far you run, you will always become what you hate.